ABOUT THE SHIMMER SHARK
The Shimmer Shark has decided that since he's too fabulous to remain in the sea, he'll be moving onto land to take his star to the next level. Above sea level! Prepare yourselves all land-based creatures of the Earth, here he comes. He didn't even need a tornado to get him here either. With such an attractive glamour skin, tasty little mammals will be lining up around the block to have the chance to be eaten by this mysterious ex-denizen of the deep.
Shimmer Shark is handmade of polymer clay and has a tight tin foil ball for insides, which no doubt helps him stand as sharks don't usually have bones, only cartilage. I mean, I'll believe that the sharks can move onto land, but dispense with their entire cartilage system in favour of a skeletal system too? I'm just not buying it. He's also got the Nugs logo stamped into his backside, for easy identification.
Please note your Shimmer Shark will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Shimmer Shark you receive and the Shimmer Shark pictured here. He will assuredly arrive ready as sparkly as all get out upon arrival.
Your Shimmer Shark will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Shimmer Shark order :)