ABOUT THE GRUMPY PANDA
Uh oh, looks like this chubby little Panda has escaped from the zoo. Don't tell China, they're going to be so mad! Now that she's out and about, the reality that bamboo forests aren't exactly native to, nor abundant in, southern Ontario has finally began to sink in. Not only is she grumpy, but hungry as well. Someone point this poor little beast towards the nearest Ikea! I'm pretty sure they sell bamboo in there.
This Grumpy Panda is handmade from polymer clay and has a tightly packed tinfoil ball for insides. This makes her nice and light, and should she ever fall to the ground she'll be more likely to bounce than break. But don't do it! There aren't many Pandas left out there, it's not worth the risk! She has the Nugs logo emblazoned on her butt too, so you'll always know from which sanctuary she sprang.
Please note your Grumpy Panda will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Grumpy Panda you receive and the Grumpy Panda pictured here. Rest assured that you will be unable to cheer up your Grumpy Panda no matter how many shoots of bamboo you offer her.
Your Grumpy Panda will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box she will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Grumpy Panda order :)