ABOUT COMMANDER GOOSE
Commander Goose, along with his pal Sergeant Swan, have been aggressively dropping their Canadiana alllll over the place. It's okay, it's only natural, but man what a mess. I'd personally prefer it if he just waddled around with a bunch of goslings in tow, but that would probably interfere with his ability to command or something. Not that he's commanding much other than "Eat this!" and "Poop there!" to be honest.
Commander Goose is handmade of polymer clay with a tightly wrapped tin foil ball inside his belly and all the way up his neck. This keeps him nice and light so he's less likely to break if he falls from the sky while out on patrol. He's got the Nugs logo branded on his backside so you'll know which division he's from.
Commander Goose will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Commander Goose you receive and the Commander Goose pictured here. Rest assured that he will arrive fully briefed and ready to leave his droppings all over your property.
Your Commander Goose will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box it will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Commander Goose order :)