ABOUT COMMANDO TOAD
Commando Toad is Mother Nature's mercenary. He's says things like "I'm gonna punish you for abusing nature!". He's super excited to get to it too, he's already got his war face on. Look at him scream! It's not exactly inspiring terror in anyone, but we can't all be like Rambo. I don't know what he's planning on doing with those shrimpy little arms, but that bandolier he's packing looks like it means business.
He's handmade of polymer clay, and he's got an crunched up ball of tin foil inside him to keep him light and in shape. This of course means he'll never make it past any security checkpoints, but I'm sure they would have stopped him when they spied all the ammunition strapped across his chest in the first place. He's also got the Nugs logo branded on his butt, so you'll always know who trained him.
Please note your Commando Toad will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Commando Toad you receive and the Commando Toad pictured here. Rest assured that he will arrive ready to defend Mother Nature at every turn!
Your Commando Toad will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Commando Toad order :)