ABOUT TAEKWON-TOE
Ladies and Gentlemen, it's the world's premier martial arts digit: the Taekwon-Toe! He doesn't need any of those other 19 phalanges to help him out, he'll take you down to size and maybe lick your face while he's at it. What use does a toe have for a tongue anyways? Can he even close that keratinous mouth of his? Did he learn his martial skills as part of a full set of toes then branch our on his own, or has be been solo his whole life? So many questions, such a mystery. Like the lone wolf, only much smaller. Likely smellier too.
Taekwon-Toe is handmade of polymer clay and has a ball of tin foil for insides. This makes him nice and light, and more likely to bounce than break whenever he gets tossed around in a match. He's also got the Nugs logo proudly emblazoned on his chest, so you'll always know who trained him in his deadly but irreverent ways.
Please note your Taekwon-Toe will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Taekwon-Toe you receive and the Taekwon-Toe pictured here. No matter what, your he will arrive fully versed in some kind of toe-based martial arts.
Your Taekwon-Toe will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Taekwon-Toe order :)