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Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
Vegetarian Zombie
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Vegetarian Zombie

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ABOUT THE VEGETARIAN ZOMBIE

This zombie, unlike regular zombies, is a vegetarian. This of course means he is on the hunt for grains. "GRAAAAAAAINNNNNNSSSSS!" To increase his creepiness we've also gone and given him glow in the dark eyes and teeth. Your breads will never be safe again!

Unfortunately for him he's made of polymer clay and has a large tin foil ball stuffed inside him, so there's no room for veggies of any kind and no way for him to open his mouth in any case. Poor Vegetarian Zombie! This does make him nice and light and more likely to bounce than break when he goes off in search of a midnight snack. He's got the Nugs logo tattooed to his backside though, so at least he'll always know which cruel masters made him in such a way.

Please note your Vegetarian Zombie will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Vegetarian Zombie you receive and the Vegetarian Zombie pictured here. He will certainly arrive with bloody gums.

Your Vegetarian Zombie will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Vegetarian Zombie order :)