ABOUT THE ANKYLOTORTOISE
Ankylotortoise is part tortoise, part ankylosaurus. It's a combination of everyone's favourite reptile and favourite dinosaur! Too bad he ended up with those sweet teeth instead of the ankylosaurus' big bashing tail ball. Don't get me wrong, the teeth are quite likely his best asset (as well as his winning personality, of course), but a huge, bone-hard, wrecking ball of a tail would be a pretty amazing thing to have. Think of all the stuff you could smash down! Like, like, well like anything you wanted to! That's why the ankylosaurus was the best. You're great too, tortoise.
Ankylotortoise is handmade of polymer clay and has a tight ball of tin foil on his inside. This keeps him nice and light, which is nice when one has all those armoured spikes on one's back. He's also got the Nugs logo branded on his butt, so you'll always know who spliced his genes.
Please note your Ankylotortoise will be hand made after you place your order, so while we are very skilled (if I do say so myself), there may be slight variations between the Ankylotortoise you receive and the Ankylotortoise pictured here. He will definitely not have an giant smashing bone hard tail, that I can say for sure.
Your Ankylotortoise will be shipped to you in a box, and in that box he will be resting in a velveteen pouch (as seen in the pictures), but the dice are just there for scale. Though it would likely lead to all kinds of fun, three dice will not be included with your Ankylotortoise order :)